Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex T-Shirt st stokie Bold cyan outlined block text

Bold cyan outlined block text reads "EAGLE-5" across the top

flanked by small yellow checkerboard emblems

Champagne requires a violent opening ceremony just to access some expensive grape juice

Inspired by Fast & Furious

Calling someone a filthy oar is the most polite insult ever hidden behind one consonant

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex T-Shirt st stokie Bold cyan outlined block textTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text